THE Federal Government has launched an investigation into the letter T after it was blamed for Australia's lower-than-expected gold medal tally at the Olympics.
GOVERNMENTS are set to approve the use of new technology that allows people to blur their faces in public to avoid being recognised or recorded by spy cameras.
AFTER two hours of school holidays it had been established that my youngest suffers from what is termed in polite circles as “a low boredom threshold”.
WHEN there isn't a loo within cooee and you feel an urgent call of nature, life quickly gets complicated.
I CAN always tell when my kids are out of bed. That's when the fighting starts. I also know when they've gone to bed. That's when the fighting stops.
VOTERS in Queensland have savaged their incumbent Labor Government, reducing it to minor party status and filling Parliament with unknown Liberal debutants.
IT'S a sad reality but there are things a 22-year-old female can endure that the body of a woman of a certain age is no longer capable of attempting.
THE legs might not work as well as they used to, neither do the ears but a sense of humour has not deserted Albert and Gracie Mann.
TRY telling people you're the victim of a hair straightening incident that went horribly wrong and watch all the sympathy fly right out the window.
AUSTRALIA is putting its older stagers back into battle in a bid to achieve Olympic glory and better TV ratings in London 2012.
SOME weekends my lounge room resembles base camp at Mt Everest – bodies, sleeping bags and rubbish everywhere.
ANGELINA Jollee's leg has hired an agent and a personal masseur after taking on a life of its own following a hit appearance at the Oscars.
AS A mother I've learned not to set the bar too high. You only set yourself up for disappointment, damages or at the very least a disgusting mess on the carpet.
THE Federal Government has renovated an old leader and sent him overseas to make irrelevant and self-righteous utterings on behalf of Australia.
FEBRUARY 29 is a leap day - the day that allows "leaplings" in their 80s to pretend they're in their 20s and single ladies of all ages to put a ring on it.
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