Humour

Tue 13 Dec 2011

THE global economy has been declared “totally screwed” by economists after Europe was confirmed officially broke and the American debt became too large.

Black hole our 'best hope'

THE global economy has been declared “totally screwed” by economists after Europe was confirmed officially broke and the American debt became too large.

2 thunda

Sun 11 Dec 2011

Tue 6 Dec 2011

HISTORIANS and scientists have ruled out the end of the world in 2012 after a German expert re-read an old tablet.

End of the world in doubt?

HISTORIANS and scientists have ruled out the end of the world in 2012 after a German expert re-read an old tablet.

2 unsilenced
  • Humour
  • Thirsty Cow- Political Satire

Wed 30 Nov 2011

THE Federal Government has gifted Indonesia three fast boats in a gesture to help our northern neighbours combat budgie smugglers.

Gizzard war on smugglers

THE Federal Government has gifted Indonesia three fast boats in a gesture to help our northern neighbours combat budgie smugglers.

1 unsilenced

Sun 27 Nov 2011

CHEF Gordon Ramsay and I had a lot in common this week. I'm not beginning to cook like him, I'm beginning to sound like him.

Foul-mouthed sandwich

CHEF Gordon Ramsay and I had a lot in common this week. I'm not beginning to cook like him, I'm beginning to sound like him.

  • Humour
  • Family Taming, Wendy's World

Fri 25 Nov 2011

US PRESIDENT Brack Oblama has been attacked with cliches and mobbed by desperate politicians during a whirlwind visit to Australia.

Cliches mar US visit

US PRESIDENT Brack Oblama has been attacked with cliches and mobbed by desperate politicians during a whirlwind visit to Australia.

1 bleckfella

Fri 18 Nov 2011

AUSTRALIA is celebrating its lowest cricket Test score in more than a century as it battles to regain its place as a sporting minnow.

Success in our failure

AUSTRALIA is celebrating its lowest cricket Test score in more than a century as it battles to regain its place as a sporting minnow.

Thu 17 Nov 2011

AT OUR house Wednesday is sports day. This is the day I get an early morning workout session and search for the kids' sports uniforms.

Toughest of endurance tests

AT OUR house Wednesday is sports day. This is the day I get an early morning workout session and search for the kids' sports uniforms.

  • Humour
  • Family Taming, Wendy's World

Tue 8 Nov 2011

POWERBROKERS have called in historians to rewrite history in the hope that they can dust off former Prime Minister Kevin Rutt for another go at the top job.

Raring to rule ... again

POWERBROKERS have called in historians to rewrite history in the hope that they can dust off former Prime Minister Kevin Rutt for another go at the top job.

1 Tank666

Sun 6 Nov 2011

Mon 31 Oct 2011

CITIES all over the world have been gripped by protests against greed, banks, governments, corporations, wealthy people, bailouts, expensive cars and success.

Preoccupied protesters

CITIES all over the world have been gripped by protests against greed, banks, governments, corporations, wealthy people, bailouts, expensive cars and success.

Wed 26 Oct 2011

ASK most people to name a famous wall and they'll usually come up with one of the classics – the Great Wall of China, the Berlin Wall or Pink Floyd's Wall.

He's driven me up the wall

ASK most people to name a famous wall and they'll usually come up with one of the classics – the Great Wall of China, the Berlin Wall or Pink Floyd's Wall.

  • Humour
  • Family Taming, Wendy's World

Mon 24 Oct 2011

THE Federal Government is moving to ban boats after all other attempts at deterring asylum seekers failed.

Boat ban move floated

THE Federal Government is moving to ban boats after all other attempts at deterring asylum seekers failed.

Thu 20 Oct 2011

DO YOU remember what it was like when you started sleeping with your true love? I'm referring to head-on-the-pillow, eyes-shut-'til-morning kind of sleeping.

Sleeping at night with your spouse

DO YOU remember what it was like when you started sleeping with your true love? I'm referring to head-on-the-pillow, eyes-shut-'til-morning kind of sleeping.

  • Humour
  • Family Taming, Wendy's World

Wed 19 Oct 2011

Thu 22 Sep 2011

Mon 19 Sep 2011

WHETHER for practical, sentimental or perhaps obsessive reasons, most people have “stuff” cluttering their lives.

Passion and obsession

WHETHER for practical, sentimental or perhaps obsessive reasons, most people have “stuff” cluttering their lives.

Thu 8 Sep 2011

Sat 3 Sep 2011

OUR friends over at the comedy website, Sad and Useless, have created a foolproof way to "help you to be a more socially acceptable alcoholic" via your Facebook profile picture.

How to hide booze on Facebook

OUR friends over at the comedy website, Sad and Useless, have created a foolproof way to "help you to be a more socially acceptable alcoholic" via your Facebook...

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