It's a rock with a USB cord which does literally nothing. A definite contender for the worst Christmas present ever invented.



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It's a rock with a USB cord which does literally nothing. A definite contender for the worst Christmas present ever invented. Photo Contributed Contributed

REVEALED: Warwick's worst ever Christmas presents

WHEN I was 10-years-old my aunt and uncle gave me a book on self-hypnotism for Christmas.

I'm still not sure whether they felt it was a fine gift to give a young boy or whether they were taking the proverbial.

I should ask, but I doubt they'd remember.

I don't know what happened to that book but I can assure I didn't read it.

I didn't fancy getting to a plapce I couldn't get back from. You know? Like Stranger Things, sort of.

Along with the boring jigsaw puzzles they'd given me in previous years, that Christmas present must rank as the worst I've ever received.

Here are a few stinkers that Warwick has received over the years:

Bernie Scott

 

Bernie Scott.
Bernie Scott. Jonno Colfs

"When I was 10-years-old my parents bought me a desk. I thought...great, more work. But it came in handy later on."

Tee Terrahe

 

Tee Terrahe.
Tee Terrahe. Jonno Colfs

"I'm a non drinker and one year a boss gave me a bottle of wine. I regifted it immediately."

Sandra Pianta

 

Sandra Pianta.
Sandra Pianta. Jonno Colfs

"I got given one cushion cover. It was hideous and had a Christmas print on it. It was collected the next Tuesday morning."

Emily McVeigh

 

Emily McVeigh.
Emily McVeigh. Jonno Colfs

"One year I asked for a very specific X-box game and got underwear. And socks. Ordinary boring socks."

Shay-Lee Leotta

 

Shay-Lee Leotta.
Shay-Lee Leotta. Jonno Colfs

"My parents once bought me clothes, but they were two sizes to small and I couldn't return them because they'd bought them on the coast."

Sue Nalder

 

Sue Nalder.
Sue Nalder. Jonno Colfs

"In our second year of marriage, my husband gave me a bathmat, a toilet seat cover and a sistern cover, all in fluffy burnt orange, which was all the rage in the 1970s. He said he knew I wanted them but couldn't afford them, which wasn't exactly true. I remind him about it every year."

Janet Reid

 

Janet Reid.
Janet Reid. Jonno Colfs

"Well it's not me, but sister was once given a hand-held sewing machine. My sister absolutely hates sewing."

Susan Cruickshank

 

Susan Cruickshank.
Susan Cruickshank. Jonno Colfs

"I was in my 30s, married and my husband gave me one DVD for Christmas. It was The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe. I felt I was worth more than a DVD. It was a cool day what with the cold shoulder and all."



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