Work experience boy spins on every chair at Daily News
WORK experience students Hugh Doolan and Sebastian Johnson are about to finish their week at the Daily News.
Both boys agree the newspaper is better for the experience.
"I think we've really made a difference around here," said Sebastian.
"I've spun around on every chair in the place.
"I'm sure they were grateful for a little youthful exuberance and know-how."
In attempt to sell more papers the boys went out looking for a story.
Hugh said the boys came across some bones in an alleyway not far from the Daily News office.
"We thought we might have had the scoop of the week but then Sebastian pointed out the Red Rooster box next to them," he said.
"I think they might just have been the remains of someone's lunch.
Regardless of whether they made any headlines or not, the two lads agree the Daily News staff are some of the smartest and most beautiful people they've ever seen.
"I'll really miss them," said Sebastian.
"But I must get back to my maths studies, I love maths so much."
The boys will return to their Year 10 classes on Monday.
PLEASE NOTE: These boys did a marvellous job and had a great time. This piece is pure satire. We were just having some fun.
